Look At Me Still Talking When There’s Science To Do
In Grand Rapids… thinking about Barrow (among other things)Archive for weather
Sky blue. Like the sky. With jet fighters and lightning.
In other news, Jeremy and his grandiose schemes continue to disappoint. This time he PROMISED that Atqasuk would be magical, warm and fun… I believe the word he used was “phantasmical”… and it rained all day yesterday. It rained on our luggage, it rained on the truck, it rained on our food boxes, it rained on the airplane, and it rained on the other truck. The trucks entered the rainstorm covered in dust, and my new Earnest Science skills lead me to believe that this is how they ended up covered in mud. The new box of Otter Pops got a little muddy. (We got a hot tip from a rogue Loon Person that The Kids had managed to steal the stockpile we’d flown into town last time, so we had to restock.)
It rained so thoroughly that the internet connection was down. We had to entertain ourselves in other ways. My favorite way was coloring (good thing I had 100 crayons on my person), but my second favorite was beating the rest of the team at a rousing game of Texas Hold ‘Em.
Now we’re off to kick some Biomass butt. Vroooooom! (That’s the sound of the ATV carrying us away… though all four of us AND the point frame are going to be on the same ATV, so vr-oo….ooo…OOOmmm…mmm…… might be a more appropriate onomatopoeic representation.)
So I ask you- when sour cream goes bad, does it become sweet?
So, I took a break from my obsessive post making yesterday, in part because I was forcefully and suddenly recruited to find all the walnuts in a gallon size bag of trail mix. This was not a problem. I like to be helpful. It was the oddest request that I have had in a while, but I enjoy spontaneity. My efforts yielded, using a stretch of the imagination, 17 “walnuts”. About one-third of a cup, coarsely chopped. These were added to a salad that we (eleven) were served for dinner, by the housemate I described in detail about 48 hours ago. My hands smelled like dried kiwi after I completed my task, but this was mostly my imagination, since dried kiwi hardly has a distinctive scent and no one else smelled my hands or is able to confirm my story.
I don’t mean to be flippant about any of the following topics: old people, talkative people, or people named Bob. I forget that my idea of “all in good fun” is not universal. (Our eighth grade teacher had to direct my closest friend and me to be nice to the new girl because she absolutely would not understand our sense of humor.) In any case, I mean no offense to our weekend companion, who was a gracious makeshift host and a generous volunteer cook.
The most characteristic element of Barrow’s weather, at least for the summer months, is the fog. It is clearly visible, ominous and somewhat malicious, on the horizon as you fly in from Atqasuk. We saw it today, flying in from Atqasuk, at about 12:30 pm. This is lovely, and we had beautiful clear skies for the whole flight, but we were meant to be in Barrow by 9:30, so we had another “hurry up and wait” sort of day with the packing, calling, and driving to and from the airport that are all involved in returning us successfully to Barrow.
Therefore, no one can ever be in too much of a hurry to get anywhere. Some are angry or at least slightly annoyed at having unreliable transportation, but I have heard at least one person hope that the fog rolls in thickly on his day of departure. I guess it depends on what you’re traveling and whether you are prone to anxiety.
I am just prone to tired, as a result of staying up late and getting up early. Before eight is early, I don’t care what you say.
Such is the headache of waterfront living!
(I am feeling peculiarly unsettled today. Perhaps close readers will have noticed this from my shockingly disjointed paragraphs. The syntax is off, too, and I am unhappy with my self-important vocabulary choices. I really didn’t sell it this time, and I’ll be a disdainful sort of bemused at myself in the morning. C’est la vie.)
With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.
As promised (though perhaps only two or three people know I promised it) I’m starting a blog to write about my time in Alaska. I only have a week left, and while I’m not ready, perhaps, I’m closer than I could be.
A trip to Cabela’s last week (after some sound advice from my mom’s cousin… “Don’t try to shoot the stuffed goats on the fake mountain with the archery merchandise”) finished up the shopping spree that I was so delighted to be burdened with. Now I am completely and stylishly outfitted in all manner of wind- water- and cold-proof gear. I’ve even obtained a perfectly sized lunchbox-style tin for keeping approximately 100 crayons safe and orderly.
My new laptop, also specifically purchased in time for the trip, has a weather updater on the desktop and I’ve set it to Barrow already, just for fun. The temperature has so far fluctuated from 28 to 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Since I’m already sick of the heat after one reptile-house day today, I do not object to this in the slightest.