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Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

I’ve been wearing matching socks for a whole six weeks now. Normally I have more important things to do than make sure that both socks I grab from my jumbly sock drawer are the same color or pattern (though I do try to match height and weight, for reasons of sensory symmetry). In Alaska my dedication to Earnest Science has prevailed, and I wear matching footwear.

The rest of my wardrobe tends to be rather more brightly colorful than that of my companions, as I am outfitted with yellow, periwinkle, and green while the rest of the team wears black, navy, or deep red. The crayon-print pajama pants and star-print hat in particular have earned comments, but my colleagues promise that they are not embarrassed to be seen with me…

In any case, (for me) gearing up for the field is usually a matter of deciding what three or four layers to put on- in order of how big they are and with no particular regard to color combinations. Today was no exception, though it was not the chilly Barrow field I was anticipating, but the less-than-24-hours Aqasuk trip that Jeremy and I were attempting. We were trying to go light on luggage but I was fearful of freakishly cold wind, so I just wore my field gear onto the plane.

Fortunately, Atqasuk was warm and sunny, and the rain on the horizon went around us. So did the caribou, though he was dreadfully curious- we could tell. All our field work was done after we got out to the field at three and before we were back in at nine. It would take five field days of suffering for those chumps at the Barrow site to finish everything-HA.

Oh yeah, and I’m sick. The head-cold variety. It’s not too bad, on account of the fact that I am incredibly tough. Don’t tell the rest of the team that I’m feeling poorly or they will think I’m weak- when really, it was THEY who said, “Oh, Jenny, poor Jenny, don’t you want to stay in from the field today? You look ever so ill. A day off would do you good- and of course we would stay in with you… for safety.”

I won’t let them have the satisfaction!

Welcome to Owl City.

My cheap Target watch knows the day of the week but not the date, probably due to the trickiness of 2008 being a leap year. Bob made fun of me for not knowing how to change it, but he’s the one who has us use Julian days instead of the Gregorian calendar, thus rendering the cheap watch’s calendar feature useless.

Julian days are just… counting. What a surprise, right? Counting. Today (Sunday) is 174.

I think Julian days are one of the proofs that we are Serious Researchers, the other being that the hotel we stay in says SCIENTISTS BLDG on it next to a very Serious picture of a polar bear. That’s how I know what I am. I read the building. I am a scientist. The other building, the one without a girls’ bathroom and the one that Rob and Jeremy are in, is decorated with a jovial walrus.

It’s not so much a hotel as it is a place for researchers (and SCIENTISTS) to stay. It is a work camp, dormitory style with a bathroom down the hall. Individuals are not allowed; all customers must be part of some group or other. In the sense that it is a building that people pay money to sleep in and have other people wash their sheets, however, it is indeed a hotel, but foundations like the NSF are likely to be footing the bill. And multiple pairs of muddy tundra boots are likely to line the hallway.

Across the street (so, about twenty-five feet away with a bit of dirt in between) is one of the Ilisagvuk College buildings. It houses labs and the cafeteria where we eat most of the time. Our lab isn’t in this building, however, it’s 500 yards away in the new building. The new building is nice, but the walk requires that we work extra hard not to forget anything in the hotel rooms and have to run back. We don’t have a vehicle yet and have to beg rides into town for groceries (and dinner, if we are back too late to catch the cafeteria) and out to the BEO… the land our sites are on. We hope to get a vehicle for our usage by the end of the weekend, since we are all kinds of tired of waiting for rides.

Friday we actually had to make our ride wait, because we took a very Science-y detour on the way back from the field. We looked at more plant species, vascular plants as well as lichens and mosses, some ice wedges, an owl nest, a jager nest, and the Arctic Ocean. It isn’t technically the ocean at this point, it’s a lagoon, but I think it counts. It’s a bunch of frozen salt water. We built a snow man and made snow angels.

I carried the gun the whole way, so I have very Science-y sore shoulders to go with my Science-y blister on the bottom of my foot and Science-y windburn on my face. It has fully replaced the sunburn, but results in the same reddish color and the same feverish skin. It goes well with my chapped nose. If I hate anything about Alaska, it is my nose running all the time.

My goal was to write frequent short posts so that I wouldn’t have any boring novels clogging up the speediness and short attention span of the internet, but I tend to be long-winded rather than concise. So much for that plan. This post does not follow the fairly rigid precedent of daily updates because the internet has been down, so this is my first chance to check emails and post in over 48 hours.

In an effort to not write tooooo much all at once, I’ll stop now with this post that I drafted just before the internet broke.  Even though my temporary internet silence was due to technical difficulties rather than time constraints, I have a whole weekend of adventuring that I’d like to write down. Tomorrow.

NOW YOU HAVE THE LATEST IN STAMP FASHION

All done. Only 2 a.m.! Not too bad (for me). My mom helped. She was a pretty good helper.

We made sure to remember:

  • wool socks
  • waterproof rain suit
  • “The Best of Christopher Walken on SNL” DVD
  • cancer hat
  • pocket knife
  • notes on writing in elvish (in case I need a refresher)
  • 11 elastic hair bands
  • about eighty-eight crayons

I think that should do it. I also have a nice little mail kit, suitable for sending fashionable pieces of post. The Post Office Woman, at stop number three of five last-minute errands, was very pleased to be able to outfit me so trendily. And friendily… was she ever friendly. If anyone is inclined to reach me by mail, the addresses are available here.

Word on the street is that I’m packing lighter than at least one of my co-workers, and I bet Bob doesn’t even have thirteen reading choices with him! However, I’m not even bringing a real bra, so that saved some space.

I made up all the numbers in this post.

Those be my pants-

Unfortunately the list of things I have to miss this summer is longer than I’d like, but not near long enough to make me stay here. The trouble is that I had only the month of May to fit in both Summer and Preparation, and as the calendar has noted, May is long gone.

I took advantage of being in Michigan today by meeting with some high school friends who are generally all-too elusive on account of all the important things we are all constantly doing. It was what turned into a nearly three hour breakfast, and I am sad that there can be no encore breakfasts until… who knows when. August, at least.

This is probably the first time in the history of the friendship that I have had the shortest hair of the bunch. Among the things that needed tending to this week was Haircut. My hair is now an unspecified amount shorter, and suitable for Tundra Living.

I took advantage of the hottest day ever by using the opportunity to try on all the dumb clothes that were in my closet. It was especially pleasant during the corduroy section. Also wools and fleeces. Go ahead and guess whose grand idea that was- except, now there are, by my humble estimation, thirty-five hangers on the living room floor, so we’ll see how the grand idea maker likes that. In any case, I found some nice Alaska quality pants, so my day was well spent.

I counted the hangers. There were thirty-five. I soooo rock at this game. Those plants better watch out.

With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.

As promised (though perhaps only two or three people know I promised it) I’m starting a blog to write about my time in Alaska. I only have a week left, and while I’m not ready, perhaps, I’m closer than I could be.

A trip to Cabela’s last week (after some sound advice from my mom’s cousin… “Don’t try to shoot the stuffed goats on the fake mountain with the archery merchandise”) finished up the shopping spree that I was so delighted to be burdened with. Now I am completely and stylishly outfitted in all manner of wind- water- and cold-proof gear. I’ve even obtained a perfectly sized lunchbox-style tin for keeping approximately 100 crayons safe and orderly.

My new laptop, also specifically purchased in time for the trip, has a weather updater on the desktop and I’ve set it to Barrow already, just for fun. The temperature has so far fluctuated from 28 to 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Since I’m already sick of the heat after one reptile-house day today, I do not object to this in the slightest.