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We sleep 18 hours but we always party 24.

The plane was only two hours late, so we had time to clean up the house and eat four Otter Pops each. Maybe only Jean and I did that. Rob just ate some more of the seventeen tons of noodles that were still in the fridge.

Should we be worried that though the airline is careful to weigh every bag and ask each passenger’s weight before flights from Barrow to Atqasuk… the return flights involve no scales, only an “all aboard?”

Should we be particularly worried when we are returning with our luggage stuffed with Important Science Items fossils that drastically alter the weights that were carefully recorded on our bags in Barrow?

Perhaps we should. Jean complained of motion sickness on the flight. We may have thrown the plane off-kilter. My favorite team of pilots was flying us today. Sarah never fails to smile and ask about our plots, which she reported that she spotted from the air. I want to learn to fly a plane.

We finally got ourselves and our thousand pounds of stuff into the lab, where we ran to check the internet. The good news is: it was still there! One never knows what could happen if one is away from the internet for thirty hours, as we were when we were in the rain-prison of Atqasuk. There is usually important correspondence to be waiting for, or at the very least someone somewhere has posted something that one simply MUST read or view immediately.

The next orders of business were: a hearty greeting from our UTEP neighbors who surely missed us terribly, and a half-hearted search for Jeremy, who had managed to wander off within minutes of arrival. When all parties were accounted for, we set off for Northern Lights, a local eatery that we hadn’t visited since our first night in Barrow. It was pleasant to reminisce about something; I think five weeks is a long enough time for an event to become fair game for nostalgia, don’t you?

One member of the UTEP crew, Adrian, was kind enough to inform the wait staff that we were celebrating my birthday. He must have known that I would be much too modest to mention it myself. As a result, I was given Birthday Soup and I decreed that the Birthday Disco Ball be lighted, and the dinner party progressed rather as well as any other birthday party I’ve attended lately.

Our night without internet last night was very pleasant, actually. We got some fossil sorting (no mammoth bones, unfortunately…) and picture drawing done, and Jean volunteered to watch The Princess Bride with me. It is my most favourite movie. The title is getting tiresome, however, as people continue to mistakenly think that I mean The Princess Diaries, which I most emphatically do NOT. I’m thinking of renaming The Princess Bride something easy and memorable like MOVIE!, as in:

Person: Hey, Jenny, what’s your favorite movie?

Jenny: Oh, it’s MOVIE!… have you ever seen it?

Person: Why yes, I have, and I fully understand that it is not about the woes of ugly American teenage girls, nor was it made by Disney.

Jenny: Quite right. Cheerio!

We must remember to send a thank-you rock.

The weary researchers trudged through the edge of town to the turquoise house, mentally bracing themselves for the impact. They had been warned that morning of the imminent arrival of five more persons and fully expected all the chaos that would entail.  Should the five terrible strangers somehow not have made it to the little town, the Village Children were sure to be camped out in wait.  Either circumstance was sure to be a hindrance to the the dinner the four team members felt they truly deserved. After all, that day’s field work had taken a whopping four-point-five hours, and nothing short of utter comfort would do.

In any case, today was 200 day and yesterday was halfway day, and celebrations were demanded. Last night the team was treated to a lovely instant cheesecake that was NOT designated for sharing, sorry Kids.  We managed to fit in some work to placate Bob (our PI), but he is at a hospital in MI with what is hopefully by now his new daughter instead of his very pregnant wife, so he’d hardly have noticed anyway.

Jean and Rob cooked every gosh-darn box of pasta in the entire house in an effort to lull the newcomers into a false sense of security. We rather expected that one of the four people who did indeed show up sometime between noon and five to be named Ben, as we’d been receiving phone calls for “Ben” since the moment we entered the house on Wednesday. Alas, our logic was thwarted, and though I didn’t bother to remember any of the names of these people, none of them were called Ben. A bit sad, really, as he seemed to be missing, perhaps permanently. We’d imagined several scenarios that would account for his absence and his empty orange sleeping bed that has been occupying Bedroom Two this week, and we were slightly anxious that he be found, stranger though he was. (Not to worry, he’s here now and he was never really lost. We saw the tiny plane fly in from Fairbanks and met him and the pilot trying to usurp our truck when we got back. I kind of hate to ruin the suspense, but this story is getting dreadfully dull and I honestly don’t see myself bothering to wrap up the Ben storyline in the next few paragraphs.)

As the dinner hour ended the team used their incredibly efficient dynamic and admirably effortless intuition to signal to each other to make their escape. The most effective bit was when Jeremy said, “We will be leaving in five minutes.” The newcomers, false sense of security established, were washing up the dishes, just like we planned, and we stole out of the house like a team of cat burglars. There is no use keeping up the cat burglar metaphor either, as we did not plan to take any of their things. We didn’t even want to touch any of their things. They probably have cooties.

Seriously though, you can’t imagine the amount of stuff piled in the living room. We can’t even sit on the couches, much less see the TV, much LESS watch one of the five VHS tapes that are the only source of video entertainment.

But never mind that, watching videos hardly counts as a 200 day celebration. Instead we lightened our packs, shed a bit of field gear, and wandered away to enjoy the weather that was much nearer to that which Jeremy promised. The fishing hole proved a fruitless and fishless diversion, so we instead walked along the Meade River.

Jeremy had prepared for just such an occasion by replacing his field notebooks with hammers. The banks of the river were dripping with broken rocks, some of which yielded mildly interesting fossils. Jenny had unwittingly prepared for just such an occasion by nearly emptying her usually full and heavy backpack.

Long story longer, the team celebrated 200 day by bringing 200 rocks back to the house. Maybe 200 pounds or rocks. Certainly 200 fossils, as some rocks helpfully contained more than one leaf picture.  Mostly though, they are just rocks. Dozens of rocks. It is doubtful we can get even half of them back to Barrow, much less to Michigan. Finding the fossils was a strange and fast-acting addiction. We hope that we will be cured by tomorrow- both of the addiction and of the sore backs we sustained lugging all that junk back to the house.